wench

wench
1. (wench) (1175↑, 349↓)
a dirty pirate hooker

Diana is a wench.......

2. (wench) (718↑, 386↓)
A voluptuous female pirate type woman, usally with a firey attitude, and usually seen around taverns and bars, seaside fishing towns, and wherever pirates roam.

"Argg\! That wench be as ugly as a fox\!" or "I am a wench. Kiss me."

3. (Wench) (516↑, 308↓)
a beautiful women who engages particularly in duties concerning domestic affairs, kitchen cleaning, or ale serving the object of a pirate's affection usually found in sea faring ports, in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots, passed out under a pirate ship's deck, or tending to the wash.

Yaaar\!\! Call over the tavern wench. Me ale bucket needs a filling. And while you're there, tell 'er that she should clean out the stain she left on my bed sheets last night. Arrrr\!

4. (wench) (319↑, 170↓)
A [stout], [voluptuous] [maiden]. Usually associated with the [Rennaissance] and [tavern]s, where the wench is pictured as a bar-maid, boldly flirting with the [swashbuckler]s and [pirate]s. Is a softer, less-[offend]ing version of [bitch]. A [mispronunciation] of "wrench".

Misspelling in classifieds: "FOR SALE: 8,500 pound power wench and a queen-size [water bed]."

5. (wench) (254↑, 157↓)
Peasant girl. Can also be used as a slightly and less aggresive version of bitch.

"That wench ate my waffles." "You wench\!"

6. (wench) (160↑, 67↓)
historically a non-derrogatory word for a woman who was not a lady. thus a waitress in times of yore was a "serving wench." more modernly synonimous with bitch or slut but slightly less ofencive

Call over the one of the kitchen wenches, i must needs have more ale. Give that back you wench\!

Author: captivus cruor http://wench.urbanup.com/1073429
7. (wench) (210↑, 122↓)
a slightly less offensive term similar in meaning to "bitch"

"your'e such a fucking wench"

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8. (wench) (39↑, 17↓)
1. (archaic) A girl or woman of the [peasant] class, especially one who works as a [servant]. 2. (archaic) An [easy] woman. Verb: To chase women, to [womanize]

The serving wench, all of eighteen years, glanced slyly at the lord of the manor, knowing that he was given to [wenching] when his wife was absent.

9. (wench) (45↑, 22↓)
Common woman, Servant Girl, or Prostitute

get me my dinner wench..

10. (wench) (37↑, 26↓)
A Wench is a loose (not necessarily literally) yet powerful woman. The Wench is part of a growing sisterhood devoted to torturing men in the nicest of ways. 1. If men require an "adjustment" after kissing you? 2. If your tongue can be registered as a precision surgical instrument? 3. If you have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? 4. If you really know what a sponge is for? 5. If "Soak a Bloke" is considered your time off? 6. If you think it's wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? 7. If you know that whipped cream is more than just a dessert topping? 8. If men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? 9. If you are vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? 10.If you like to play with your food? 11.If when removing your bra on Monday, you find enough loose change to buy breakfast? If you answered any 3 of the questions above with an "oh yeah," then you are obviously a woman of distinction, a product of excellent breeding, possessed of stunning (if not vaguely dubious) talents and appetites

A True Wench should... 1. Remember that all men are created surplus. 2. Be able to procure alcohol or funds at any given moment. 3. Never suffer from an empty cup or have to pay for it. 4. Be proficient enough in neck biting so as to disable at least one (1) whole side of a man's body (without drawing blood). 5. Maintain a repertoire of at least three (3) Dirty Ballads with which to sing for her supper. 6. Be willing and able to prove the authenticity of her hair color anytime, anywhere. 7. When walking, have the flexibility, when wearing a studded hip belt, to put out an eye. 8. Realize that, when lacing a bodice, if she can still breathe, it's not tight enough. 9. Be known to and easily recognized by every Rose Girl and Ale-Keep on a Faire site. 10.Be able to interrupt a scripted scene simply by the way she eats or breathes. 11.Maintain at least the illusion that she can "raise the dead," metaphorically speaking. 12.Be able to cause mustache growth on a 10-year-old Boy Scout with a "wubby." 13.Know how to polish a sword so as to keep resulting patron drool from pitting the steel. 14.Strive to create an interesting pattern in her bodice tan without undue stinging or particular indignity. 15.Have no problem changing her wardrobe in a busy parking lot. 16.Master the technique of removing the whipped cream from a rose without damaging the petals. 17.Know all the right animal noises.

11. (wench) (36↑, 23↓)
short for well [hench].

"mate check that fat bitch\! she is wench\!\!"

12. (wench) (14↑, 8↓)
According to Peter Griffon, the definition of wench is wife. ...poor Lois.

I want to bang my big- nosed, red head wench. ;D

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13. (Wench) (13↑, 8↓)
A ladyshape that is at one with the countryside. Usually associated with bitches that you find in taverns in the 17th century.

"... Go Plow Some Fields Bitch\!" "Jesus, Judy is a right wench\!"

14. (wench) (50↑, 45↓)
Big Bonny Wench A plump, buxom but cute girl

Oi wench\!

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15. (Wench) (2↑, 0↓)
A young female who likes to complete domestic duties and has mothering/ nuturing qualities. Will mother you if biological mother is not present. Will also have a granny sewing pack just at hand and will get rather upset if a saucepan is stolen from the kitchen.

Jemma is such a Wench. . .

16. (wench) (22↑, 22↓)
1. A woman 2. A whore/prostitute etc (most commonly used by pirates) 3. My Personal definition - a close friend, sort of like a best friend, who you'd do anything for (in a non-sexual way) and who you get on really well with. A term of endearment.

1. "Look, there goes a wench" 2. "I be requiring the services of a wench" 3. "You're my dearest, darling, Wench"

17. (Wench) (4↑, 5↓)
Similar to Hench; Wench is a word that describes a males penis to be large.

'apparently that geezer is wench\!' 'apparently that man has a massive willy'

18. (Wench) (8↑, 9↓)
A word to describe someone as very strong, or muscular. Can also be described as [hench]

Man 1: "Look at that guy doing the weights, he's [bare] wench" Man 2: "What do you expect, look at the weights hes lifting"

19. (wench) (3↑, 4↓)
Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench: Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good. Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

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20. (wench) (1↑, 4↓)
usually is a nickname for somebody named Brooke

my name is Brooke but people call me wench

21. (wench) (2↑, 5↓)
dirty ho.. that love sexy time

dirty wench

22. (WENCH) (2↑, 5↓)
WHEN SOMEONE IS GETTING OUT OF LINE IN "BOBO TERMS"

WILLY YOUR A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WENCH\!

Author: CARMINE GOTTI http://wench.urbanup.com/3427156
23. (wench) (5↑, 8↓)
stronger use of the word [bitch]

His girlfriend is a wench

24. (Wench) (1↑, 5↓)
Chefs usually use this word when they need food brought out into the restaurant or are looking something from a waitress especially in the hilton belfast

Wench....Can i have a cup of tea please? Wench...Some service please? Fuck up you wench\!\!

Author: Yasmine Wright http://wench.urbanup.com/3122247
25. (wench) (2↑, 8↓)
an 'old school woman' - works in the kitchen all day slaving, whist taking care of the kids etc. but is also used as an offence towards someone.

'my wench is back at the caravan, keeping r'lil Bill-Joe amused. She best av me a lean steak ready when i return from work\!' 'how did you not know that\! you wench\!'

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26. (wench) (8↑, 16↓)
a young female shipmate who belongs to a pirate for his own demands

that nice pretty harlot in the dark room is quite the wench

27. (wench) (12↑, 22↓)
Modern definitions of wench: 1. Girlfriend 2. A whipped man 3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1) Guy B: "Yeah" Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2) Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

28. (wench) (4↑, 19↓)
/*In the definition the word "usally" is used. I think this is supposed to be spelt "usually".*/ A (young) woman who often ingages in sexual activities with more than one person, not at the same time. Or a woman who is rather bitchy towards other people.

"That wench slept with three of my boyfriends."

29. (wench) (8↑, 24↓)
A Toothless carckhead.

That wench on Federal HWY needs to get some teeth.

30. (wench) (10↑, 26↓)
a young woman
31. (wench) (1↑, 18↓)
a group of girls who populate Look its me [LIM] chat on a regular basis.

"you know that country/baby/blonde/durham wench?"

32. (wench) (4↑, 22↓)
a very muscled woman (hench being over-muscled, wench is the feminine form)

1. wow...check out that wench 2. me

33. (Wench) (1↑, 19↓)
A word that two pig-loving muppets used to describe the two most gorge girls in the year, when trying to insult them they didint even know what it meant\!

"Fiona and Charlotte are a pair of wenches-oink oink\!"

34. (wench) (10↑, 28↓)
Wraiths, Ghosts (Ground Wenches), Banshees (Sky Wenches), Scorpions (Big Metal Wenches). Anything that is not a fine vessel.

"Yarrr there be a wench over yonder" "Shit, Sky Wench\!"

35. (wench) (7↑, 25↓)
from beer wench, kiss slut for beer wenched out by a wench master

lex is that wench samma's wench master

36. (wench) (2↑, 21↓)
1. A device used to hoist or pull using a crank, spool, and some type of line or chain. 2. My last girlfriend.

I loved the wench on my last truck, that was until my wench of a girlfriend wrecked it.

37. (wench) (3↑, 23↓)
to describe a woman/donkey when you are a pirate

yarr tis a fine wench

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38. (wench) (12↑, 32↓)
A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless woman. With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty\!"

39. (wench) (4↑, 26↓)
an un-nice girl, with a heck of alot of attitude, and is just really, really rude to those nice little children left in this crazy, crazy world.

"Yo, wench, keep ur attitude for someone else\!"

Author: Johnny on the spot http://wench.urbanup.com/96346
40. (wench) (3↑, 27↓)
Female driving instructor

That no-pass patty wench failed me\!

Author: Doug AKA Beefy http://wench.urbanup.com/538760
41. (wench) (4↑, 29↓)
its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

42. (wench) (21↑, 50↓)
A olde worlde serving woman.
Related: slut, whore, bitch, skank, hoe, tramp, cunt, prostitute, hooker, ho, pirate, tart, girl, hussy, slag, strumpet, woman, floozy, trollop, women, ass, bimbo, concubine, sex, shrew, harlot, hench, tease, trull, wanton, witch, asshole, call girl, dirty, escort, hag, jezebel, slapper, streetwalker, trick
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Wench — (w[e^]nch), n. [OE. wenche, for older wenchel a child, originally, weak, tottering; cf. AS. wencle a maid, a daughter, wencel a pupil, orphan, wincel, winclu, children, offspring, wencel weak, wancol unstable, OHG. wanchol; perhaps akin to E.… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • wench´er — wench «wehnch», noun, verb. –n. 1. a girl or young woman. 2. a) a woman servant: »a kitchen wench. b) any girl considered as belonging to the class of workers or peasants: »a buxom country wench. 3. Archaic. a wanton woman. –v.i. to seek out and… …   Useful english dictionary

  • wench — [wench] n. [ME wenche, contr. < wenchel, child, boy, girl, young woman < OE wencel, a child, akin to wancol, unsteady (? in reference to an infant s gait): for IE base see WINCH] 1. a girl or young woman: now a derogatory or jocular term 2 …   English World dictionary

  • Wench — (w[e^]nch), v. i. [imp. & p. p. {Wenched} (w[e^]ncht); p. pr. & vb. n. {Wenching}.] To frequent the company of wenches, or women of ill fame. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • wench — wench·er; wench; …   English syllables

  • wench — [wentʃ] n [Date: 1200 1300; Origin: wenchel child (11 14 centuries), from Old English wencel] old use a girl or young woman, especially a servant …   Dictionary of contemporary English

  • wench — [ wentʃ ] noun count 1. ) an old word for a young woman, often a servant a ) an old word for a woman who is a prostitute (=someone who has sex for money) 2. ) an offensive or humorous word for a woman …   Usage of the words and phrases in modern English

  • wench — late 13c., wenche girl or young woman, shortened from wenchel child (12c.), from O.E. wencel, probably related to wancol unsteady, fickle, weak, and cognate with O.N. vakr child, weak person, O.H.G. wanchal fickle. The word degenerated through… …   Etymology dictionary

  • wench — ► NOUN archaic or humorous ▪ a girl or young woman. ORIGIN abbreviation of obsolete wenchel «child, servant, prostitute» …   English terms dictionary

  • wench —    This old fashioned word for a girl or woman would probably only be used jokingly in modern times, though from the sixteenth century it was commonly used as an endearment to a man’s wife, daughter, or sweetheart.    In the Shakespeare plays… …   A dictionary of epithets and terms of address

  • wench — wencher, n. /wench/, n. 1. a country lass or working girl: The milkmaid was a healthy wench. 2. Usually facetious. a girl or young woman. 3. Archaic. a strumpet. v.i. 4. to associate, esp. habitually, with promiscuous women. [1250 1300; ME, back… …   Universalium

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